I just got back from a vacation at the beach and I have the most ridiculous tan. My feet and a deep v on my chest (from my swim suit) are lobster red but the rest of me is blindingly pale due to my excess sun screen application (that conveniently missed my toes-ies and chest).
my favorite thing to do is watch people not from arizona react to the words “jumping cactus”
WHAT IS THIS
oh yeah I can’t believe I didn’t tell you about those fuckers
are you serious does no one else from the other 49 states know what a fucking jumping cactus is
they are pure evil
Watching the LOTR trilogy is there ANY male duo that isn’t at least 93% gay, like, even Saruman has got the hots for Sauron. ‘Union of the Two Towers’ if you know what I mean.